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SEEKING

Band to Join, Accordion, Acoustic Guitar, Background Singer, Bagpipes, Banjo, Bass Guitar, Cello, Clarinet, DJ, Dobro, Drums, Electronic Music, Fiddle, Flute, Harmonica, Harp, Keyboard, Lead Guitar, Mandolin, Other, Other Percussion, Piano, Rhythm Guitar, Saxophone, Steel guitar, Trombone, Trumpet, Ukulele, Upright bass, Violin, Vocalist, Vocalist - Alto, Vocalist - Baritone, Vocalist - Bass, Vocalist - Soprano, Vocalist - Tenor.

ABOUT

?? **Electric Shock Therapy** ??

Greetings, Earthlings and Rock Deities,

I am the one and only **Sonic Thunderclap**—wielder of an electric guitar that can summon the spirits of Hendrix, Page, and a really enthusiastic cat named Whiskers. My axe isn't just an instrument; it's a cosmic lightning rod of riffs that can melt faces and bake the perfect lasagna. I'm on a quest to join a band that appreciates the fine line between a scorching solo and a fire hazard.

Skills:
- Solos that could power a small city.
- Riffs so tight they have their own gravitational pull.
- An ability to shred and chew bubblegum simultaneously—and I'm always out of bubblegum.

Looking for:
- Bandmates who aren't afraid to mix genres, metaphors, and snacks.
- Drummers who hit harder than my aunt's fruitcake.
- Bassists who can lay down grooves smoother than a buttered otter.
- Vocalists who can make even Siri swoon.

If your band is in need of a sonic force of nature with more energy than a hyperactive squirrel on espresso, then look no further. Together, we'll reach heights unknown, break eardrums responsibly, and possibly form a cult following in the process.

Ready to rock? Message me, and let's turn the volume up to 11 and the world's problems down to zero! ??

P.S. Must love cats and chaos.